tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-70921765909578707152024-03-14T20:22:31.446+02:00Im Liking ItUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger942125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-33874743921291200142011-10-14T19:33:00.001+02:002011-10-14T19:33:37.460+02:00A mathematician`s favorite place in New York City? Times Square.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-40567250158756545422011-10-14T19:33:00.000+02:002011-10-14T19:33:22.004+02:00My bank lets me send a text message and it`ll text back with my balance. ..It`s a cool feature but I didn`t think the `LOL` was necessary.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-76623628084430652652011-10-14T19:32:00.000+02:002011-10-14T19:32:03.337+02:00If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel you are looking the wrong way.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-44637556561467548442011-10-14T19:31:00.002+02:002011-10-14T19:31:44.805+02:00A baby first laughs at the age of four weeks. By that time his eyes focus well enough to see you clearly.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-1300111971459763462011-10-14T19:31:00.001+02:002011-10-14T19:31:31.560+02:00The BEST WAY to recognize LIKING is when you gaze at someone`s SMILE and eventually THAWING.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-39962406085663495272011-10-14T19:31:00.000+02:002011-10-14T19:31:13.118+02:00You`re just wasting 20seconds of your life reading this. Your Still reading. STILL reading. OK your life is obviously shit. Seriously,STOP reading. Time waster! lolUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-28327380398850280192011-10-14T19:30:00.013+02:002011-10-14T19:30:55.411+02:00todays status is brought to you by the letter W, T and F.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-22127294877883753732011-10-14T19:30:00.012+02:002011-10-14T19:30:48.013+02:00When you`re right, no one remembers. When you`re wrong, no one forgetsUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-26028260917073352472011-09-25T19:22:00.001+02:002011-09-25T19:22:55.265+02:00has decided that the answer to all of life`s problems is: HUG YOUR MOM!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-29535933012234558632011-09-25T19:22:00.000+02:002011-09-25T19:22:05.145+02:00is Single, and has decided due to the weather change that it’s time to have a boyfriend to keep me warm…oh no wait I found my electric blanket – Never mind!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-34061786368718589912011-09-25T19:21:00.002+02:002011-09-25T19:21:38.866+02:00was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-14397923516382781232011-09-25T19:21:00.001+02:002011-09-25T19:21:20.881+02:00Uh oh…just saw the little devil from my left shoulder drop kick the little angel off my right shoulder a minute ago…this can’t be good.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-523418852101038142011-09-25T19:21:00.000+02:002011-09-25T19:21:07.215+02:00They say “don’t drink and drive” but yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. It made me feel dangerous!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-35052767862808551722011-09-25T19:20:00.003+02:002011-09-25T19:20:56.598+02:00if you cant laugh at yourself, ill be happy to do it for you. :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-50911040643294303672011-09-25T19:20:00.001+02:002011-09-25T19:20:34.605+02:00There is no hetrosexual way to eat a banana in a male prison.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-25188806129705410382011-09-25T19:20:00.000+02:002011-09-25T19:20:07.555+02:00"Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-26647814527021532702011-09-25T19:19:00.017+02:002011-09-25T19:22:28.076+02:00Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-53179796875945612692011-09-18T09:59:00.002+02:002011-09-18T09:59:36.924+02:00Just remember, when you’re feeling down: You were that ONE sperm that won the race.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-30266059879824038362011-09-18T09:59:00.001+02:002011-09-18T09:59:25.905+02:00promises I`m not stalking you. By the way, you`re out of milkUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-26448284731832179552011-09-18T09:59:00.000+02:002011-09-18T09:59:16.025+02:00Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that, I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-9142162472527027412011-09-18T09:58:00.003+02:002011-09-18T09:58:52.264+02:00Dear Santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy`s computer.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-7503881820274051952011-09-18T09:58:00.002+02:002011-09-18T09:58:44.878+02:00pop pop POPSICLE!! ice ice ICECICLE!! test test..... oh wait :PUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-42011504331881725442011-09-18T09:58:00.001+02:002011-09-18T09:58:29.747+02:00”the greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – George WashingtonUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-34263361453331313462011-09-18T09:58:00.000+02:002011-09-18T09:58:09.050+02:00wonders if this police officer will mind holding my beer so I can finish this text messa...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092176590957870715.post-55358485606544263282011-09-18T09:57:00.003+02:002011-09-18T09:57:54.541+02:00roses are red,violets are blue,i have five fingers,and the middle ones for u!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0