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huM rhE ya nA rhe kAL .kal yAAd aayenge YE pAl. Ye hai pyar k pal. Chal merE sanG ChAl ,chAL soCHe kYa cHhoti si hai ye jiNdGi.
Great minds think alike but dirty minds work together.
was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.
todays status is brought to you by the letter W, T and F.
My bank lets me send a text message and it`ll text back with my balance. ..It`s a cool feature but I didn`t think the `LOL` was necessary.
"Dude, she just called you useless!" "Oh hell no.. Hold my Bachelor of Arts Degree!"
Chuck Norris can count to infinity…twice.
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
Seriously, why do I like you?
is Single, and has decided due to the weather change that it’s time to have a boyfriend to keep me warm…oh no wait I found my electric blanket – Never mind!